Bad Jokes!

[The Darkness]

ha ha i've heard the pool table version of that

 

[unrool_VL]

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? Nothing, except the orange is round.

 

[Patrio7]

how do you make a tissue dance?

put a little boogy into it

 

[Philthy]

Why did the boy fall off the bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him

Why did fred fall off the bike?
Fred was a fish

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob

 

[Pretender]

Same theme but crueler: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?
Anything you want.

What's a foot wide and a mile long?
A baby on the Freeway.

Elephants: How do Elephants communicate?
They make trunk calls.

 

[MikesVT]

Why did the boy fall off the bike?
Someone threw a fridge at him

Why did fred fall off the bike?
Fred was a fish

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure

LOL pure... gold...

I can't believe I actually laughed out loud at those hahahahahahaha LOVE IT

 

[VYBec]

whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

whats blue and fluffy?
pink fluff holding its breath

LOL!! Thats gold!!! Gonna have to remember that one!!!

 

[JD]

what's black, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?

a crow with a machine gun!

 

[jonesy23]

whats red and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket.

whats blue and looks like a bucket?
a red bucket in disguise.

why did the plane crash
becasue the pilot was a tomato.

whats brown and sticky?
a stick.

 

[bazcom]

whats black and red and sits in a tree? a crow with a fat....:thumbsup: