Bad Jokes!

[Jbird]

wat did the policeman say to his stomach?









.....your under a vest

 

[whitey152]

i rang upthe swine flu hotline
all i got was crackling

 

[v8_stato]

thats police joke is gold

 

[Swordsy]

So, a baby seal walked into a club....

 

[ditch_12]

whats green an got wheels??






a frog, i lied about the wheels

 

[nick3110]

not even a joke lol.. ^^^

 

[VrWagz1]

So, a baby seal walked into a club....

lol, i've the perfect person to tel that too. bwahahah

 

[hsvpunk]

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'

'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.'

'I'm 96' said the old man. 'I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

 

[Maci]

what do you call an arab flying a plane???

(answer most will give: terrorist?)

(real answer)a pilot you racist bastard!

 

[kittycat]

National Health Warning!!! U will never be affected by human swine flu....research shows it effects the throat and nose.....it leaves arseholes alone!!!! lol!