Bad Jokes!

[Fitzy09]

whoops double post

 

[Swordsy]

Why did Johnny fall off his bike?

Because his mum threw a fridge at him

Why did Fred fall off his bike?

Cos Fred was a fish

 

[acarmody]

Saw this on some webpage, laughed my ass off.

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[acarmody]

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila




Life is like a penis, When it gets hard, you're screwed and when it gets soft you can't beat it.

 

[VRV8_Matt]

How do you know if you have a massive under bite?

When you eat pussy it tastes like ****!

 

[VRV8_Matt]

What did the mexican firefighter call his two sons?


Hose A and Hose B

 

[VzVzVz]

Ha,

A black guy walks into a bar with a seagull on his shoulder,
The bartender asks 'where did you get that?'
The seagull says 'Picked it up from the tip'

Gold

 

[v8_stato]

lmao them 2 are ****in gold

 

[VRV8_Matt]

Crash investigators discovered that at the time of her death princess Di had a dandruff problem....

Her head and shoulders was splattered all over the dash.

 

[VXWAGMAN]

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital; when his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said ‘No change yet’.