Being single in 2011-let the freakshow begin

[dirt drifter]

Moral of the story is (for me) IMPORT your men

i've heard of blokes doing that with their women..

bloke i used to work for had a mate who swore by importing out russian brides on 3 month visas, had been doing it for ages.

pay the money, get a hot russian chick out here for 3 months, has his fun with her, sends her back when the visa is up, then goes and orders another one.

now that i think of it that could be an idea.. i could live with delaying the purchase of a supercharger kit so long as i had a hot russian chick to play with for a while

 

[Shedvl]

i've heard of blokes doing that with their women..

bloke i used to work for had a mate who swore by importing out russian brides on 3 month visas, had been doing it for ages.

pay the money, get a hot russian chick out here for 3 months, has his fun with her, sends her back when the visa is up, then goes and orders another one.

now that i think of it that could be an idea.. i could live with delaying the purchase of a supercharger kit so long as i had a hot russian chick to play with for a while

At least pay for her by Paypal..... money back guarantee lol...and make sure she brings us some good Vodka

 

[DAKSTER]

At least pay for her by Paypal..... money back guarantee lol...and make sure she brings us some good Vodka

Us? lol is there something you two wanna share with us?

 

[Shedvl]

Nup lol..I just figure if hes gonna import a Russian chick...then I think she should bring us vodka :smoking:

 

[kuzman89]

The Polish make better Vodka than the Novogorads (Russians).. just thought I'd add that.

 

[Shedvl]

Wow...Interesting. Will add to my to do list

 

[NV-MY-VT]

Wow...Interesting. Will add to my to do list

What are you adding to your to do list? Polish Vodka Makers or Polish Vodka?

 

[Banicks]

Sounds like you're looking for Mr Perfect lady.

You'll find what your looking for in the vibrator section of a sex shop.

 

[Kikki]

Sounds like you're looking for Mr Perfect lady.

You'll find what your looking for in the vibrator section of a sex shop.

^^ yep yep! Or find a man good enough to buy them for you

 

[JustDylan]

i've heard of blokes doing that with their women..

bloke i used to work for had a mate who swore by importing out russian brides on 3 month visas, had been doing it for ages.

pay the money, get a hot russian chick out here for 3 months, has his fun with her, sends her back when the visa is up, then goes and orders another one.

now that i think of it that could be an idea.. i could live with delaying the purchase of a supercharger kit so long as i had a hot russian chick to play with for a while

I'd be happy to get under her and give her a good once over with a torch. A lot of them tend to blowhot air.