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have some 8 outta 10 grind on your after a long line of grinding other men, beat on out in the toilet
OP you need to have a good hard look at yourself mate. This no strippers thing is a joke. Hire a big unit somewhere and book 2 strippers to come to the unit to perform shows. They do some crazy ****, I've seen them shoot dildos across the room and hide 7 chuppa chups up her...... well you know. Anyways it's a given that the groom gets sodomized and the **** beaten out of him by a stripper. Ok so once you have the stripper thing sorted out, then work around that. Maybe during the day you can do a deep sea fishing trip, or a pub crawl, or get a box at the footy or something. But first organize the accommodation and the strippers.
Lol wtf? Who beats off in the toilet after a lap dance?
You aren't having a bucks night if you don't have strippers. You might as well have it at a gay bar.