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Movie Quote Thread

BeNoS

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lol lol lol
 
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CHOPPER:

You dont much like me do you Keithy?

I would also like to add some Funkoars (Adelaide Hip hop group) lines cos they're the funniest f**kers goin around:

"your like fat chicks on a jetty, under pier pressure"

"f**k the weasel in my books pop goes the virgin"

"They say, lifes a bitch until your f**king one. But it dont get much better when your f**king with a rubber one"

"Im polishing bottles like Aladdin when I start rappin"

"Im a late bloomer, I dont wake till noon"
 

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"Youre gonna look funny eatin corn on the cob....with no f@#$in teeth"

In a similar vein,

ANDY: Mr. Hadley. Do you trust your wife?
HADLEY: That's funny. You're gonna look funnier suckin' my dick with no ****in' teeth.
 

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Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

"...guns for show, knives for a pro...", that line just sounds bad-ass.

I could save myself tonnes of time from coming back here every time I think of one, by just saying any thing from any Kevin Smith or Guy Ritchie movie. Such great movies.
 

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ah, so many to choose from...
classic oldie from blazing saddles - (say with mexican style accent) "badges?! we dont need no stinking badges!"
side splitter from idle hands - "Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose, okay?"..."yeah, well, we weren't in hell! i mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right, and there was these chicks voices, and that music...".... "music?"...."yeah, kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks' voices, they were saying, -come to us, come towards the light-."...."so what happened?"...."we figured, **** it, I mean, it was really far!"

friggen heaps from snatch! couple a favourites -
" whats happening with those sosages charlie?"..."five minutes turkish"...."it was two minutes, five minutes ago."

after tyrone runs into van - "i didnt see it there"...."its a four tonne truck tyrone. its not like its a bag of peanuts, is it?"...."it was at a funny angle"
"its right behind your tyrone, when your reversing things come from behind"

"you ain't from this planet are you, vincent? who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?"

"what the **** is that"...."haha, its a shotgun"...."thats not a shotgun, thats a ****ing anti-aircraft rifle vincent"

"**** me, hold up, whats that?!"...."thats me belt turkish"..."no tommy, there's a gun in your trousers. what do you need a gun for?"...."its for protection"......"protection from what? - 'zee germans'?"

from napolean dynamite - "stay and home and eat of the freaking chips kip"..."dont get jealous because ive been chatting online with babes all day. besides we both know im training to be a cage fighter."....."since when kip, you have the worse reflexes of all time."

"you know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. this one gang kept wanting me to join because i'm pretty good with a bo staff."

"you know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

that'll do for now....i could just keep going forever otherwise.
 

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Braveheart....

"Ive been talking to the heavenly father. Hes thinks he can get me out of here alive, but hes pretty certain that your fooked"


(said in a deep irish accent :) )
 

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Inside Man:

When Denzel Washington's team arrests the indian guy wearing a turban, thinking he was an arab....

Indian guy: This is bull****! everytime i'm at an airport i get checked! ****ing random my ass!
Denzel Washington: hey yeah well at least you can get a cab
Indian guy: hmmm good point
 
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Never seen the movie but i heard it in a song, TUFF SONG! ill try and find a name of it for ya:D
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The song is Zany – Pure


From the movie “4 rooms”


CHESTER
Six hundred. Ted, do you know how
long it takes the average American
to count to six hundred?

TED
No.

CHESTER
(laying another bill
on the pile)
One minute less than it takes to
count to seven hundred. You know,
Ted, a person's life is made up of a
zillion little experiences.
(he lays another bill
on the pile)
Some, which have no meaning, are
insignificant and you forget them.
And some that stick with you for the
rest of your natural life --
(he lays another bill
on the pile)
-- barring Alzheimer's of course.
Now, what we're proposing is so
unusual, so outside the norm, that I
think it would be a pretty good guess
that this will be one of those
experiences that sticks. So, since
you're gonna be stuck remembering
this moment for the rest of your
life, you gotta decide what that
memory will be.
(He lays down the
last bill on the
pile)
So, are you gonna remember for the
next forty years, give or take a
decade, how you refused a thousand
dollars for one second's worth of
work, or how you made a thousand
dollars for one second's worth of
work?

LEO

Time!

CHESTER
Well, Ted, what's it gonna be?
 

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Training Day (one of my fav movies)
"The Sh*t is Chess, it aint Checkers"
"King Kong ain't got Sh*t on me"
"To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf"

Scarface
"SAY HELLO.. TO MY LITTLE FRIEND"
"This town is like a great big pussy..jus waiting to get f**ked"
"You need people like me.. You need people like me so you can point your f**king fingers, and say "that's the bad guy"

Cars
"PITSTOP??"
 
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