Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[SV62NV]

when i was typing it im thinking, hmm if i ever actually say that to a women, im definetly the bitch in the relationship

But if that doesnt work then what will? LOL

 

[SV62NV]

Heres another one!

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get

 

[Jesterarts]

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you

Pretty sure that saying something like that to a bird would give her a clear indication that you're into blokes. :thumbsup:

My best pickup line was just one word.

I was out on the town with the boys for a 21st, suited up and what not.

Standing at the bar after a couple drinks the bird next to me looks me up and down and asks "Well, who are you all dressed up for?"

Answer, "You"

Done deal.

And the best line I've ever seem someone do was my mate in some club on chapel street.

There was a group of 6 or so birds standing around drink and what not at a table across the bar from us boys, and we convinced one of my mates to write his number down on a napkin, walk over to the table with the birds, chuck the napkin with his number in the middle of the table and just say "Hey, that's my number, call me..."

It actually worked as one of the birds messaged him later that night.

Brilliant!

 

[STEALTHY™]

Pretty sure that saying something like that to a bird would give her a clear indication that you're into blokes. :thumbsup:

My best pickup line was just one word.

I was out on the town with the boys for a 21st, suited up and what not.

Standing at the bar after a couple drinks the bird next to me looks me up and down and asks "Well, who are you all dressed up for?"

Answer, "You"

Done deal.

You already posted that story in here haha

 

[BXHD]

You already posted that story in here haha

he must be really proud of himself lol

 

[SV62NV]

Id f*ck ya

 

[ditch_12]

hey, wanna go halves in a baby?

 

[Kikki]

hey, wanna go halves in a baby?

LOL If someone said that to me I'd run!

 

[Jesterarts]

You already posted that story in here haha

Bugger, I did too.

Meh, its good enough to tell twice :thumbsup:

 

[Deutscher]

i tried it once on a chick. was hangin out a mates car hammered and there was this older chick sittin on a park bench. i go 'haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave ya met ted' her reply 'mmm no i havent.. how are you ted?' i had nothing after that. so sat back in my seat and put the window up.

LOL.. thats bloody funny!