Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[NORTI]

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match

 

[hademall]

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match

Didn't know this place existed, do you come here often?

 

[Immortality]

I’m not wearing any socks, and I have the panties to match

I'm guessing beard had a good night?

 

[figjam]

"Good afternoon, my name is > insert name <.
I am a self-made multi-millionaire, and I live in a 2,000sqm home on 10 hectares, overlooking the Gold Coast, up there.
Slide your shapely legs into the passenger seat of my Bentley Continental and take a drive with me to my home.
As a token of my good intentions, please take this diamond necklace to place between your lovely breasts.
I think you are extremely beautiful. What is your name ?"

While I do not have any experience if this line would work, I consider that age, weight and looks would not be a factor.

 

[Immortality]

Rub a dub dub, wanna **** in the hot tub?

 

[hademall]

I consider that age, weight and looks would not be a factor.

Who cares what she looks like at your age.

 

[keith reed]

Course I loves ya. I ****'s ya and buys ya pies don't I.

 

[figjam]

 

[vc commodore]

My pick up line is, want to see between my legs...

They soon pick up their stuff and take off....