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Pick up Lines, Post em here!

acarmody

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Hi my name is ______, what's your name?

Amazing how well that works.
 

Jesterarts

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So, these pick up lines, do you use them BEFORE to chloroform?

I assume so as otherwise the conversations would be one sided plus I can't do two things at one and since I would already be doing.... And... Cause talking is a thing you see....

Yeah.

I'm going to leave now.
 

Mk2

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"DID IT HERT WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEVEN LOOOOL"
 

b_lake1

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Hey girl, wanna pash?

if rejected:
Come on love, no need to be picky. I wasn't...
 

VS 5.0

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To a foreigner :

Guy: Do you have any Aussie in you ?
Girl: No
Guy: Do you want some ?

And old mate's classic that did occassionally work for him - "So tell me, do you swallow ?"
 

Dayvo

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I,m going to call you "My little toe " cos I'm going to bang you on the coffee table tonight
 

Towcar

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I have a few.

First, "This is my horse Tommy"

Second, "Do you have any Kiwi in you? Do you want some?" - This is better when you are overseas

Third, and the best one I have ever seen/done, "Hi I'm ********* from New Zealand, take their hand pull them in and give them a little peck on the cheek" I was apparently doing this in Vegas and was surrounded by girls! I can't remember as I was smashed as!
 
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