I have a few.
First, "This is my horse Tommy"
Second, "Do you have any Kiwi in you? Do you want some?" - This is better when you are overseas
Third, and the best one I have ever seen/done, "Hi I'm ********* from New Zealand, take their hand pull them in and give them a little peck on the cheek" I was apparently doing this in Vegas and was surrounded by girls! I can't remember as I was smashed as!