Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[TheForgotten]

here's the best one I've ever used. I was drunk and don't remember saying it, but anyways
was at a christmas party in my old block of units, i was pissed as a nit, walked up, sat down, said "I like you" and walked off. she was talking to my mother at the time.

3 years on we're still together so it must have worked

 

[commy92]

you get out your camera phone and walk upto someone and go.. can i take a photo of you.. say say why usually.. Then you go cause i want to show santa what i want for christmas.

WTF are those t*ts real!!!

 

[melo_15]

'Howd u get past security?......Cause u r da bomb'

personal fav

 

[CANYONERO]

I dont need a pickup line, i have a subwoofer roflmao

yeah i like that LOL!!!:bow:

 

[NOGEN 3]

"Hi, excuse me 4 interrupting, but
1)can I have your autograph, Miss Penthouse July/Indy/Summernats?"
OR
2)aren't you a cheerleader 4 (insert AFL/NBL team)?
Yeah, Lame, I know. Leave me alone, I'm old...,:rofl: :rofl:

 

[POVRTY]

so do cum here often, or just at home

 

[Wombat]

Hmmm....can't really think of any....

Been married so damn long now (23years...if I was a murderer I'd be free by now...:whistling ) that if my wife died tomorrow, I wouldn't know what the hell to do!

...and reading a few of the pick-up lines here would probably end with a kick in the pods, I would think...:my:

 

[NORTI]

...and reading a few of the pick-up lines here would probably end with a kick in the pods, I would think...:my:

would that be a good thing or a bad thing??? :whistling



D.

 

[NOGEN 3]

Hmmm....can't really think of any....

Been married so damn long now (23years...if I was a murderer I'd be free by now...:whistling ) that if my wife died tomorrow, I wouldn't know what the hell to do!

...and reading a few of the pick-up lines here would probably end with a kick in the pods, I would think...:my:

Ditto m8-when do we get out for good behavior?

 

[Jecs]

here's the best one I've ever used. I was drunk and don't remember saying it, but anyways
was at a christmas party in my old block of units, i was pissed as a nit, walked up, sat down, said "I like you" and walked off. she was talking to my mother at the time.

3 years on we're still together so it must have worked

haha :w00t: