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Scientific research has found the human body has been undergoing transformation over the last decade or so where the brain matter has slowly been relocating towards the buttocks region as part of a relocation process purely for self preservation. It is believed that this has resulted from years of head knocks resulting in concussions, contact sport could be one contributing factor. The human body has been through many changes throughout it's existence and will continue to do so just to survive and the reasoning behind the brain slowly repositioning to the buttocks is that there is more cushioning there to protect such a vulnerable and important part of it's function seeing as the hard skull seems to be failing, unfortunately it makes it suspect to one side effect where as if one is to sit on their arse for prolonged periods it starves the brain of important blood circulation resulting in brain cells dying!
For those who may be sceptical to this discovery and have doubts it is important to remember that these individuals that do have their brains situated in there arse are usually also found to be guilty of talking out of it which is a natural behaviour of the mouth to follow the brain. This progression doesn't seem to effect all of mankind yet and is only found in a few selected 'Special' people and of course many politicians. One added advantage for this evolution is that in decades to come it will no longer be required to wear helmets for occasions where currently we put the brain at risk.
Thanks, a huge laugh that is unfortunately true.