Stupid things woman have said or done in your car

[Verynice]

one chick asked if it was ok for her to let out a queef in my car :hmmm:

 

[acarmody]

one chick asked if it was ok for her to let out a queef in my car :hmmm:

Ewwwww, LOL.

 

[VS_Pete]

Me : Which way do you want to go?
Her : Anyway you like your driving.

Her : Why did you go that way?

 

[STEEV888]

whilst rebuilding my excel engine the mrs points to the oil pickup and asked why i had a tea strainer in my car...... DA F*CK ?

this coming from a girl that replaced her own brake pads and rotors... i expected more.

 

[some_guy]

And since that day she's never laughed at you again im guessing? lol

too right.

 

[DAKSTER]

whilst rebuilding my excel engine the mrs points to the oil pickup and asked why i had a tea strainer in my car...... DA F*CK ?

this coming from a girl that replaced her own brake pads and rotors... i expected more.

You own an Excel? You are aware that it probably was an actual tea strainer modified to do the job?

 

[Tim Smtih]

My missus is a sensible driver so i don't worry about her using my car. But she won't let me drive her ute, apparently i drive too much like a holden driver.

 

[ADR 40]

Took the better half and our Granddaughter shopping in Adelaide some time back, and on the run home...... it went like this....(some of the language from Mrs ADR 40 has been omitted and modified for public viewing.)

Mrs ADR 40... Can you pull in to that parking bay, Bubba probably needs a change
Me... No worries
Bubba... Poppy, Poppy... Donuts
Me... Anything for you Princess!
*Floored it pulling in the parking bay near Crystal Brook*
Mrs ADR 40... What the HELL do you think you are doing??
(Bubba absolutely loving it)
*Pulls up*
Me... Donuts...
Mrs ADR 40... Will you grow up... she wants the donuts I bought at Foodland
Me... Oh........................... can I have one too?

 

[onca]

^^ donunts... LOLZ

Anyway today driving in Briz, there's a car in front with Tassy plates.

Me: They're a long way from home.
Missus: Yeah. They must've put the car on the Bass Strait ferry.
Me: How else could they get here? Hold their breath?

 

[Jecs]

one chick asked if it was ok for her to let out a queef in my car :hmmm:

yep this threads done, lock it up. this guy wins!


LOL