the 'funny things you used to say at school' thread

[Jamie_87]

Was that Stuart or David?

naa mate i think his name was matt

Was that Mr Duncan's class?

DO I KNOW YOU ??

dont think so i never had any teacher by the name of mr duncan

 

[davey g-force]

Ok, just coincidence then.

On the subject of "your Mum" jokes, when in a mate's car, we used to say:

There's something loose in your boot - I think it's your Mum! :rofl:

 

[MBS206]

Good ol' Days when life was so much simpler... petrol was under 50c per litre which was less than 1/8 the hourly wage of a 16yr old casual at the time... I wonder what petrol is in % of a 16yr olds wage now ?

It's about the same still.

 

[Torquen]

It's about the same still.

yeh the same is still 2 much. fukn 80 bucks a week (im 17) and i only make like 400 n sumin. haha yeh we allways used the 'but' thing at end of sentences and the expresion 'hell good' and 'il pay that' (but i like the last one still).

 

[andyman]

red, ranga, rubes, red nut, fag, fudge packer, wally, emo, snowing on mount add persons name (only for people with dandruff), bowl, wing nut, lank,

my friend chucked a box of tissue into a fan (hi speed) and blew the box apart and streeded the tissues and blew them across the room, teacher didnt know what to say, another person threw a size 12 shoe into 1 and the fan fell out of the roof, that was a classic

 

[RedGoesFaster97VS]

Lol these are classic, we used to say man ALOT, d/ck snap was a fave of mine, my sis has only just left school, gank is a popular one i HATE that word!!! cant think of many, the person who burnt that eraser, that is GOLD wish i had thought of that!!!! stupid school i spent wayyyy to much time stoned, the good old bucket setup behind the pipeline GO EHSHS!!!! what a sh/t hole LMAO

 

[JD]

we used to call all the redheads ginger pubes.
i used to like we i was little if you were over a friends and you were being a bit bad and your friend goes " im gonna to mum on you " ahhh the memories

 

[Christina]

far out.. before i was changed to a different maths class at the start of year 12, my friend gabriella and i would say so much dumb crap in class it wasn't funny.......... all we ever did was chat

i think the funniest thing was when we somehow started talking about "muff divers".... hmmm.... lol

 

[Sphinx]

how about for all the 80's primary kids.. we used to say ace and bulk in Victoria...

 

[walesy]

what about.... umah mummah, im dobbin!