The Random Thread

[Wombles]

Does this count for what I did to my car or house?
Started making the new car gate. Gonna be a 5m one. 3 doors. 2 that fold in on them self.
Got the 25×50 cut to size. Just gotta weld it together. But total fire ban will prevent me doing this tomorrow...

 

[Tatiana]

After socialising and being nice to people all day it’s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an asshole on the Internet.

*How some members here think*

 

[commodore665]

After socialising and being nice to people all day it’s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an asshole on the Internet.

*How some members here think*

How very true , I could name names , but that would be pointless

 

[Immortality]

Been watching the neighbours with interest (and trepidation) the last few days.....

New years day they came home with a whole lot of pool type fencing and started putting it up around the deck at the rear or the house. Figured they were putting in a spa pool or something similar, why else would you put up a 1.5m high fence with child proof type gate? Thought it was a neat idea, I like spa pools but then the thought of seeing the neighbours in togs is kinda scary (he already does his manly impression walking around without a shirt on) as they aren't exactly spring chickens any more.

Anyway, for 2 days he worked diligently putting up his pool fence, he worked, she watched (or more likely supervised) and when it was all done they re-arranged the deck furniture and planters but still no pool......

Today the reason became more apparent, it's just a child proof fence to keep their grand child fenced in and even then he's never let out of sight. The bloody deck is less than a meter high and surrounded by grass......

Relieved and yet disappointed :hmmm:

 

[Turd Ferguson]

After socialising and being nice to people all day it’s nice to sit down, drink by myself, and be an asshole on the Internet.

*How some members here think*

I know right

 

[NU13]

Forum moderators/admins=damned if they do damned if they don't.

 

[commodore665]

Been watching the neighbours with interest (and trepidation) the last few days.....

New years day they came home with a whole lot of pool type fencing and started putting it up around the deck at the rear or the house. Figured they were putting in a spa pool or something similar, why else would you put up a 1.5m high fence with child proof type gate? Thought it was a neat idea, I like spa pools but then the thought of seeing the neighbours in togs is kinda scary (he already does his manly impression walking around without a shirt on) as they aren't exactly spring chickens any more.

Anyway, for 2 days he worked diligently putting up his pool fence, he worked, she watched (or more likely supervised) and when it was all done they re-arranged the deck furniture and planters but still no pool......

Today the reason became more apparent, it's just a child proof fence to keep their grand child fenced in and even then he's never let out of sight. The bloody deck is less than a meter high and surrounded by grass......

Relieved and yet disappointed :hmmm:

One of my neighbour's walks about shirtless too , it wouldn't be bad but man who is 50+ and at least 130 kg shouldn't wear budgie smugglers while getting the mail from the letter box .

 

[ari666]

Just gotta weld it together. But total fire ban will prevent me doing this tomorrow...

thats gotta be the poorest excuse ive ever heard.

 

[hakhawk]

thats gotta be the poorest excuse ive ever heard.

theres more than just workshop kitchens to burn down out here the sticks!!

 

[VS 5.0]

Some Friday lols from Danny Green

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