The worst/funniest ricer I've seen all year

[TheKMan]

Friday arvo, I saw a VY SS with a cannon on it, and then earlier today a VS commy with a cannon... It's bad enough putting one on a VS, but to ruin the sound of a perfectly good V8, it sounded like **** :bang:

 

[krazyboris]

Some fantastic examples in their of what NOT to do with a car.....here's some more:--- http://www.laughatrice.com/

 

[Tasmaniak]

Not sure if this site has been posted yet but I always like to take a look and a have a giggle to myself from time to time
www.anti-rice.com

Let's face it folks, those body kits dont add any aerodynamic properties to the car, nor do they reduce weight or even look good, and please dont get me started on whale tails, MOMO and APC.

The body kit has evolved over the years from being a cheap way of getting the "lowered" look without actually having any mechanical ability. Then it progressed to the long list of excuses to "it makes my car more aerodynamic", once again their theory was shot down in a matter of milleseconds. Now, its finally come to rest at the "i just want to look different than every other car out there". Ok, i can respect that... Since we are all car enthusiasts, i'm willing to help out, give some tips to those who want to be different.

First, you must have a wing/tail/spoiler. Not only are these a very simple install on your whip, but they make your car look aggressive and powerful, much like the alpha male in a wolf pack.

Secondly, to be different you have to have at the very minimum a 19" chrome wheel, and if you can afford it, Sprewell's. The stock rim is a pathetic attempt at styling, and to be honest you know what looks best. Stock in this area is extremely boring, who wants to look at stock rims?

Third, ...whats that sound? I cant hear anything either... that must because you have a stock exhaust. That just won't do, not only can you customize the total look of your car, you can create its own custom sound signature!! Remember, bigger pipes equal more air flow and better effeciency from your motor.

Fourth, window tinting. How careless of the factory not to already half lemonize your window with half yellow limo tint and half smoke? This can add much value to your ride, always be prepared and bring a quality squeege.

Fifth, mono wiper. Let me tell you if i had a dime for every argument i got into with a mechanical engineer about how ineffecient a dual wiper system is over the single wiper, i'd be a rich rich man.

Sixth, interior detailing. This is an easy thing to over look since you are the only one who sees the interior while your driving right? Wrong, those hunnies on the corner of Hollywood and Vine will always check a ride over thoroughly before they get in the car of just anyone's car. Make sure yours is accented perfectly with contrasting colors to really draw attention to the accents of the car. We all can't forget 3rd grade color theory and the color wheel right?

Seventh, Neons. Nothing says "i've customized my ride so you know which Civic is mine" like a set of neon lights. Strategically place neons in places which will give off the most afterglow of a light, license plates are a great place for those, not to mention your dash board. Driving at night can be hazardous, having one on your dash alerts other drivers to stay away from your ride because its custom and one of a kind.

Eigth, Carbon fiber. Honestly, is there such a thing as too much carbon fiber? I would argue no. Its light, super trick and will never rust so you can have your custom whip that much longer! Besides, what fine hoe ever said to you, "thats a sexy stock rear view mirrror" and meant it!?! I rest my case.

Ninth, Stereo. Be the loudest, its what its all about. You will be the coolest kid on the block with your booming system, not because you like it loud, but because your so deaf that you need it that loud to actually hear the music. Always, and this is a must... Play rap music from some rapper no one has ever heard of to prove that you are hardcore about the music and not some poser.

Now people, i've only given you a little taste of what its like to be different in the world of cars and custom whips. There are millions of other things to customize on your car, you're smart. You can figure out trick shiz to pull off on your car, remember you're the tuner!! If its fugly, it must be different and different is good.

Do all of these things and you'll be different, just like everyone else.

 

[Stressball]

There's a video on Streetfire that I was cracking up at, the site is a tad slow but the video is worth waiting for
http://videos.streetfire.net/hottestvideos/6/53f034d3-4762-4977-924a-c5ce38c2d1d7.htm

 

[HVXII]

lol thats awsome stupid idiot

 

[Cryan]

yeah i agree but not everyone can afford a hsv and when you try to race someone your not always trying to beat them, sometimes you just want to g them up to make them flog their car, well i do anyway...

 

[JUDDO13]

hahaha that video is funni stuff i personally done mind some rice if it looks good but nothing like a roof high spoiler and stuff liek that
im betting allot of ppl are gonan call my commo rice when its finished but u know what aslong as i like it i don care what enyone thinks

 

[Andy68]

I'm sure half of them must work at a pub.....seems they are pinching empty kegs from work, cutting the end off with an angle grinder then welding them on as exhaust tips....

 

[jacko]

fried rice anyone?
http://www.carsales.com.au/used-cars/private/TOYOTA/CAMRY/details.aspx?Model=CAMRY&__Nne=20&__N=4294962861+0+885+42+4294962464+4294929783+4294932967+4294930947+4294932702+4294928792+834+285+257&Make=TOYOTA&State=All%20States&silo=1003&state_id=0&distance=25&Cr=0&seot=0&__sid=10FF5112D216&R=595169&__Ns=pCar_PrivateSpecialFlag_Int32|1||pCar_ImageCount_Int32|1||pCar_LastModifiedDate_DateTime|1&trecs=8

 

[burnz]

250,000 km
$8,000 yeh sold