i might aswell jot as many down as i can, i'm so bored right now
my current maths teacher was talking about electrical stores (after we answered a mathematical question regarding the sales inflation rate at an electrical store) and she said "i was walking over electrical store, ted something electrical store". and then went on to explaining how she was looking for a digital camera. in melbourne, there is a camera store called ted's, my friends and i understood what she was saying, but obviously didn't word it very well (i never knew you could walk over a store, haha).
my friend's nephew once said out of nowhere "last time, da guy, we were playing cricket, he finked i was gonna catch it, and i cathed it, and he said you're not playing"
my yobbo neighbour used to have a goat roaming aroudn in his front yard (i live in a suburban side street by the way). he bought the goat for $20, and its name was gilbert. knwoign teh yobbo, he would've referred to it as "gilbo". anyway, my friend and i were outside, and my friend walked to teh front of my neighbour's house to get a good look at good old gilbo. the yobbo realised my mate was staring at the goat, and came outside and said "ay, what the **** are ya doin?" my mate said "i'm just looking at the goat." the yobbo said "nah nah ya ****in being smart, ya ****in hangin around me ****in house, **** off mate" my friend said "but i'm just lookign at the goat, i'm not being smart" the yobbo replied "nah you'fe getting smart, if ya come near me house again i'll do somethin about it" as the yobbo walked back inside, my mate screamed out "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (goat noise) the yobbo came back outsie and sai "roight, that's it's, ya want a ****in headbutt mate, huh? huh? i'll ****in headbutt ya ****, don't ****in get smart! oroight? i'll ****in get ya ****!!!" he walked right up to my friend; their faces were about 1 cm apart. the yobbo had his arms right back, lookign liek mr tough guy. the yobbo then walked back inside. my friend and i were stunned, we knew this guy was always pissed, and acting crazily, but ****in hell!!! 10 mins later, the yobbo comes out with his car, pulls up next to us and says "look fellas, i know ya wanted to look at me goat, and i'm sorry i screamed yas before, but i just don't want ya teasing me goat, oroight? ya can 'ave a look at it, but don't be stupid or try to scare it or anythin loike that, oright? cya guys."