There's plenty of morons on the road, we all know that. But this one takes the cake in my experience in recent months...
About 7:40am today inbound on the Tulla Fwy near Bell St a complete f**khead P plater in his Turismo Blue SV6 (could have been an SS but that would be illegal wouldn't it?) with number plates "ULOOKN" (or something similar), wank lights on (it wasn't foggy f**khead!), car shaking itself to peices from the volume of the music and the sub woofer pounding.
First of all good work on swerving into my lane to avoid rear ending the car in your lane. When the traffic is slowing to a stop and you're weaving through people and doing (easily 110kph+) stupid speeds don't expect the brakes on a Holden to pull you up! Thankfully I saw that situation coming from a long way back and was already getting out of your way. I honestly expected it to be a massive rear ender and even had that butt clenching moment waiting for the bang! And at that speed, there would have easily been injuries.
Then you keep weaving in and out of traffic doing less than 30kph! WTF f**khead?! Are you trying to smash into someone? You nearly completely side-swiped us! And it would have been into my missus' side so you'd have come off second best once we stopped! Even the b-double you cut off was pissed off, on his air horn for about 10 seconds. He should have just steam rolled over you!
Seriously, go write yourself off on an abandoned country road somewhere!
But the thing that pisses me off most is that for the first time ever, I left my dashcams in the weekender or the footage of everything would already be at VicPol!
If ever anyone wanted to know why P platers have bad reps, it's entirely because of people like you!!!
