Things that p*** you off/bug you/annoy you

[Fu Manchu]

I heard you've been drinking.

Nope. Not last night.

 

[Lex]

Went to the wreckers Friday to get some front seat belts from a vx with side airbags.
No problem.

Installed Saturday. When finished, went to put the socket l had been using, back on the socket holder.
No holder (no sockets). Left at the wreckers the day before.

Thought l would waste my time & went back to the wreckers to search for them?
Yes it was a waste of time. NO sockets. Which didn't surprise me!

So, in the market for another set of sockets!

 

[Immortality]

Bugger.

 

[rambunctious]

Electricians piss me off. This time the 240 volt variety.
Got a message from Brisbane showing a triple switch hanging out of the wall so tomorrow I have to drive down to Bris to fix the problem.
And the electrician who did it is not around, and I won't say where he is except I hope he drops the soap.

 

[losh1971]

We have a failed dimmer switch on one of our lights at home. No idea what the issue is but we have no lights in tbe dining room as a result. Electrician $200 call out fee plus 30 mins labour and probably $80 for a double dimmer switch. Yet to have it done.

 

[Dayvo]

My son the sparky done some work for me a while ago and jokingly gave me an itemised bill. Told him to wait while I wrote him up one starting from the day he was born till he moved out.

 

[NORTI]

Yeah but now you have Beard. Beard is good. Beard is a man’s man and yet kind enough to be Norti’s lover. He is the fixer of the broken. He is the giver of life. I heard he once healed a binchicken. I heard he turns beer into bourbon. I heard he turns Nortis into jelly at the drop of a hat. I heard he wears his under pants in the outside. I also heard he wears your underpants on the outside from time to time.

NGL he is pretty good when he isint being a complete wanker.

He would be ecstatic if he could turn beer into bourbon!

 

[UTE042_NZ]

NGL he is pretty good when he isint being a complete wanker.

He would be ecstatic if he could turn beer into bourbon!

Just keep sneaking up and poking him in the kidneys. "One day you will, I'm working on it."

 

[losh1971]

NGL he is pretty good when he isint being a complete wanker.

Who's NGL?

 

[Lex]

Who's NGL?

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