you shouldn't be on the road if......

[metalfossil]

Mate all modern trucks have speed limiters...... Granted that they can be disabled however those guys are on timelines from one point to another and if they get there too quick, every one knows they broke the speed limit. Speeding trucks are EXTREMELY rare these days.

mate, I'm rolling around on the floor laughing. Obviously you haven't travelled the Western Ring Rd in the wee hours of the morning. I'm not complaining about him speeding (his business), but about having this juggernaut playing chicken with my bumper bar

 

[Patrio7]

mate, I'm rolling around on the floor laughing. Obviously you haven't traveled the Western Ring Rd in the wee hours of the morning. I'm not complaining about him speeding (his business), but about having this juggernaut playing chicken with my bumper bar

thats right, I'm the juggernaut b****

sorry i had to add that


but in seriousness, another one for the shouldn't be on the road;

If you don't know what threshold and pulse braking is.

twice I've had people lock it up behind me, haven't been hit touch wood but one day someones going to owe me a new rear bar i think.

 

[MikesVT]

... if you do 60 in a 70 zone and 70 in the subsequent 60 zone

 

[metalfossil]

if you don't know your road laws concerning a stationary tram at a tram stop

 

[metalfossil]

thats right, I'm the juggernaut b****

sorry i had to add that


but in seriousness, another one for the shouldn't be on the road;

If you don't know what threshold and pulse braking is.

twice I've had people lock it up behind me, haven't been hit touch wood but
one day someones going to owe me a new rear bar i think.

......oooh, I'm scared

Threshold braking: isn't that when you're on the theshold of ending up in their backseat?

Pulse braking: when some moron has almost collided with your boot and your pulse is thumping like a drum...

 

[Patrio7]

lol almost, but seriously, do you know or not really?

 

[Slick6]

you shouldn't be on the road if you ride a Vesper/scooter and drive down the middle of traffic in peak hour..

In saying that if they continue to drive like that they won't be on the road much longer anyway (accident)

 

[Slick6]

you shouldn't be on the road if your trying to put on lipstick, talk on the mobile, have a ciggie and drive the car... grr

 

[V85000i]

you shouldn't be on the road if theres a double trailer semi truck in front of you doing 95km/h and you decide to overtake it at 100km/h, and use up the almost all of the straight right before the windey bit of road so the poor bastard (me) behind you can't overtake.

 

[Grennan]

You shouldnt be on the road if you drive a ford. <-- Had to be said.

Ok serious one...

You shouldnt be on the road if you insist on leaving your highbeams on while approaching traffic.