some of the things they’ve said to us.
- we shouldnt be in the toilet so long
if it takes me an hour to push out a nugget the size of my finger nail, im'a take that hour. cause shittin is in the top 3 things i like to do.
An hour to go to the shitter? Come on man, that's rediculous....Why not wait 50 minutes till you're ready for a ****, then go? That's an hour of your day gone, which you're getting paid for, to sit down and do nothing. Totally agree with your boss on that one!
- i shouldnt be talking to matt (other employee i work with)
hes the only other guy i work with. the way they made it sound, it was like i slashed a disabled persons tyres on his wheel chair. from a 2-5 min convo about what he got up to on the w.e
Talking while working is fine IMO, but if you are sitting/standing around chatting for half an hour and not working that's unacceptable.
- you should go to toilet on ur lunch break, eat on ur lunch break, make any personal phone calls on ur lunch break and do any personal things on ur lunch break.
You go to the toilet when you need to, not at a certain time of day. (aslong as it doesn't take an hour)
Eat on your lunch break? Ofcoarse you should, that's why it's called a lunch break....
You should make personal calls in your own time, why should your boss pay you to make non work related calls? Same goes for anything else non work related
im going to let chris rock do this one:
A half-hour lunch break? By the time you put on your jacket, walk around the corner, go to the sandwich spot, order a sandwich, wait for them to make it, then get on another line to pay for it, 28 minutes have passed. Now you rushing back to work, you're eating your sandwich, you're spilling beer down your shirt. And when you get in, your boss got the nerve to go, 'hey, man, you're eight
minutes' F**K YOU! 'do you realize even criminals in jail get a hour lunch break?'
-we should be at work 15 mins early
I get asked why im 2 mins late back from lunch but they expect me to start 15 mins early?
15 minutes early is a bit steep, as long as you are there by the time you're to start work there should be no problems (provided you start work and not stand around chatting/having a coffee for 15 minutes.
Even thought they are the boss, i feel double standards. Like they recently got a guy in and blocked all the websites we’d been on. For some it was facebook, youtube etc. i had hotmail running while i worked, it didn’t effect me having it on. I always had my work done on time, and only looked when i had a free min or two. So to block it really pissed me off. but i lost my **** when i walk past the bosses office and the fkn bitch is on skype and facebook.
Again, I don't see why you would need to be on personal internet sites during work hours? You're getting paid to work, not talk to all your friends about your weekend....
As for the boss doing what he wants, that's his/her choice, they're the boss, you're the worker. My boss comes as goes as he pleases, what's it got to do with me what he does with his time? As long as things in the business are done and I'm paid every week, where's the problem?
matt kissed one of the girls on the head, It was joke. She saw it and called him into her office, and told him off and gave him the sexual harassment speech even though the girl he did it too loved it and was fine with it. But its ok for her husband to write a text to her saying ‘you’ve been putting things in your mouth you shouldn’t be
’ after she had tonsillitis.
In these days of sexual harassment claims being normal practice, i can probably see the bosses point of view. However, if the girl concerned had no problem with it, then there is no harm in a little bit of a joke.
But this took the fkn cake for me. My boss is heavy set guy, i walk into the office and everyone is around him layin on the ground. Im like whats the go here? Boss ‘YOUR LATE!’ like is this c**t serious WTF? im early? Me and a delivery driver sit him up, and he goes ‘I WAS DOING UR JOB! AND ROLLED MY ANKLE’ im like ye watever. this is the 3rd time ive seen him fall over at work, hes blames everyone/thing other than the fact that hes that heavy his ankles collapse from under him.
Not your problem your boss is fat and can't stand up
Theres been alot of other things but im not going to list.