have you seen the new speed limit signs?
maximum speed limit - 110 Km/h . fords, do the best you can
speed kills
drive a ford
live forever
Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for Fords,
our tools would rust.
Love is good, love is golden,
Love should be made in the back of a Holden,
If you don't like it, if you get bored,
Become a homo and **** in a Ford.
Why do Fords have rear windows demisters?
So when it has to be pushed, they dont get cold hands
Have you driven over a ford lately?
heres a simple one anyone can remember.
FORD - hahahaha
god created ****, ford put it on wheels.
Teacher was asking her pupils what their daddies did for a living one day. Little Suzy was first up, and said, "well, my daddy teaches quantum physics at Auckland University." Impressed, teacher says "well done, Suzy, well done.
Little Bob jumps up next, and says, "well, my daddy is an economist working for Deutsche Bank, and can accurately predict what the stock market is going to do next".
Teacher looks really impressed, and says, "that's amazing, Bob, well done."
Little Johnny is next to speak.
"Well, my daddy's not living at home. He's serving a stretch at Parry (a maximum security prison in Auckland) for murder. He's openly gay, and earns his money being a bitch to the Mongrel Mob boys."
After class, teacher pulls Johnny aside and says "It's really sad to hear that about your father, Johnny"
"Oh, Miss, thats OK, I lied. He isn't any of those things. I just didn't want to tell the class he drove a ford".