Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[redcedar]

you've got nice legs they would look better wrapped around my waist

 

[MoSkA]

Do you like pickle in your burger?

 

[NORTI]

Do you like pickle in your burger?

ah now its clear.... THATS how you got into her pants the other nite?




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[MoSkA]

lol I asked a girl at maccas once and it was a genuine question but I couldn't help but think dirty.

 

[MasterOfReality]

Here's two I heard the other day....

"Excuse me, are your parent retarded 'cos your special"

and

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it all in"

 

[jack.mc]

Here's two I heard the other day....

"Excuse me, are your parent retarded 'cos your special"

and

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it all in"

Those are so beautiful




















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[maxy0987]

Are your parents Jamaican? Coz jour-makin me crazy

One for the comm games

 

[vtwgn]

tha word of the day is legs, lets go spread the word!

Did u fart coz u just blew me away

 

[weedo_86]

Hahaha some classics in there

how bout
Do you have a bandaid cause i scrapped my knees falling for you
do i look like a grocery item to you cause i saw you checkin me out
do u wanna play a round of golf? you can use my wood to get it in the hole?
im so good at golf lets go to the course and ill use my wood and put it in any hole you like.
i shall call you broom cause you swept me off my feet.

so lame lol

 

[NORTI]

Here's two I heard the other day....

"Excuse me, are your parent retarded 'cos your special"

that one was used on my friend.... she rang me & told me at the time lol lamest ever !!! hehehehehe



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