figjam
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Why can't I quote, or open links today, or use smilies ............. Is it me, or the forum ??
"People who piss about at the registers with shopper rewards cards, discount cards, or not being organised."
Do you have a rewards card ? ................ Yes. I will search for it in my purse or my pockets.
Do you have members card ? ................ (Repeat as above.)
Card or cash ? ....................Let me decide, I have $500 in cash, or I can use my card. Which do you prefer.
Whatever you want to use .................... Do I need to remember that number thingy.
You mean the PIN ? No, not for this amount. .................. I will try to find it. Isn't it a nice day, My Grandkids are going to a party this afternoon, It should be lovely with no rain. Well, thank you for putting my shopping in the bag. Thank you. Goodbye.
But you haven't paid for them yet ........................ Oh. Didn't I ? How much is it ? I have $500 cash.
" when we shake the very last drop out of the nozzle when we are filling the car with fuel while the drivers behind us are tapping their fingers on the steering wheel, then we walk to the pay counter and conveniently forget what the pump number was"
You didn't mention making a cup of servo coffee, and perusing the chocky-bar display before fronting up to the pay counter to pay for the diesel in your sootblowing dual cab.
"People who piss about at the registers with shopper rewards cards, discount cards, or not being organised."
Do you have a rewards card ? ................ Yes. I will search for it in my purse or my pockets.
Do you have members card ? ................ (Repeat as above.)
Card or cash ? ....................Let me decide, I have $500 in cash, or I can use my card. Which do you prefer.
Whatever you want to use .................... Do I need to remember that number thingy.
You mean the PIN ? No, not for this amount. .................. I will try to find it. Isn't it a nice day, My Grandkids are going to a party this afternoon, It should be lovely with no rain. Well, thank you for putting my shopping in the bag. Thank you. Goodbye.
But you haven't paid for them yet ........................ Oh. Didn't I ? How much is it ? I have $500 cash.
" when we shake the very last drop out of the nozzle when we are filling the car with fuel while the drivers behind us are tapping their fingers on the steering wheel, then we walk to the pay counter and conveniently forget what the pump number was"
You didn't mention making a cup of servo coffee, and perusing the chocky-bar display before fronting up to the pay counter to pay for the diesel in your sootblowing dual cab.