Very hard to pick something that gives me an eargasm.. I like so wide a range of music it probably would change day by day. I can on the other hand name music that makes my arse bleed, we could start with all rap and move to country. There is one Hip Hop band that is not grating on the piles, just cant remember the name. I'll edit this post when I remember. I'll ask the wife in the morning. She'll know..
Here, I'll compile some of my own words to "It's a Heartache" sung by Bonnie Tyler..
It's an arse bleed,
nothing but an arse bleed
listening to country
listening to rap
It's a foolish game
Oh it makes my tears rain
then it makes my arse bleed
and that just brings me down
'cause I know I'd rather drown
than listen to **** than makes me sit and groan
Like these tunes
It ain't right to torture one
with music that is so undone
they want to spew
It's a heart ache
listening to rap makes my heart break
Oh for my sanities sake
-- put something in here that rhymes with die --
but I don't know why
Edit:
Don't be too hard on me.. Blame the wine.. Always good to shift blame! I be a little pissy! If a cop can get away with bringing explosives onto a plane and not be crucified surely I can be forgiven for this abomination..