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Ha ha , funny thing , when we were talking I asked if he was Dutch. He said yes can you tell by my accent. I said no it's cos you are wearing clogs. He had about 5 pairs at the front door.

Nope cos I was holding his dog , that's DOG . But for future reference I'll have to watch him when he does some home renovations to see what hand he holds his hammer in.

His wife was at work ;)

Maybe in his bedroom . I was going to call him a wanker but I thought better not :p

Yesterday we met the new neighbours who moved in next door last week. There was a little white dog in our driveway and I knew they had a small dog so we went next door . Knocked on the door and the young guy answered, he was sweating and looked a bit flustered.He said it was his dog and his...

Nice 25 degree day in Melbourne. Jumped in the car with the Mrs and went for a drive. First stop Sassafrasss where we scattered mum and dads ashes a few years ago. Then onto Olinda in the Dandenongs for lunch at the Pie In The Sky restaurant, then looked around the shops then through Belgrave...

Around our way they are knocking down the older houses and replacing them with 3 or 4 units or massive 2 storey houses with no front or back yard.

Were you standing on one foot:p

I have seen those ads here in Victoria a few months ago , haven't seen them recently. They will have to spend shite load on the electricity infrastructure first. We have warnings about overloading the grid at peak times in summer with all the aircons and such plus ev charging.

Where I used to work we had two skips , one for general waste and one for cardboard and recyclables. Twice a week we would get them emptied by two different trucks, one for general waste and one for recycling. Then we were getting only one truck to empty both skips, when we questioned the...

Yeah, one heart attack is more than enough.

She was hinting that she needs someone to do her edging and mowing. So it looks like I might be "cutting someone's grass" ;)

Nosey neighbours, the young girl from down the road can to ask if we had a dog crate she could borrow as her dog broke its leg . We had one so I took it down to her place , had a coffee then came home. The nosey neighbour txt me saying ," yes I seen you with Sharon walking down the street. I...

The last place I worked at used to get alot of their metalwork sent out to be powdercoated , usually a Ute load or two. After it came back from the powder coaters the QC guy would check it . 50 percent of the time there would be a bracket omitted or nutserts left out or holes in the wrong place...

Went up to Ballarat today to visit family. Normally takes about 1 1/2 hours . But there was a crap load of roadworks from the west gate bridge to the Western highway. Took well over 2 hours . And as a bonus I had this symbol pop up on the dash which I've never seen before LOL.

I received this email from my sister today. I was quite shocked to hear from her. I didn't click on the link , i just deleted it. Its not that i don't get along with my sister, I love her to bits , but I knew this wasn't from her as she passed away 2 years ago.

Yesterday I received a package from my cousin in Scotland. It had various photos of my mum as a child growing in a town called Peterhead. My aunty who is now 95 wrote this . It was the second most bombed place after London during the second world war as it is was the biggest fishing port in...

What does piss us off is you can't make any plans to go out that day then the don't show.

My wife sells plants on various market place sites and gets stuffed around so much that she is going to stop doing it. People organise times and never show. Ask for prices or if they are still available then never hear back from them. One lady wanted 4 plants put aside and organised a time ...

The guy that did end up taking then was a top bloke. He organised a time then messaged to tell me he will be there in 10 minutes. He actually had a pair of these speakers already and loves them . He said he had a shitty old amp and needed to buy a new one so I threw in my old one that has been...

Put a couple of floorstanding speakers on market place yesterday for free just to get rid of them, can't believe the amount of messages I got from wankers. What suburb are you in even though it states it on the ad. Can you please deliver. Are they in good condition, do you have an amp to go...

Wish you told me earlier,i just paid my electricity bill

He's not coming back , he died on the cross not a friggn boomerang. :D

My son the sparky done some work for me a while ago and jokingly gave me an itemised bill. Told him to wait while I wrote him up one starting from the day he was born till he moved out.

The only connection between the blu ray and TV is via the Ariel coaxial cable. The speakers are active studio monitors so no external amp . Connected to turntable via XLR /RCA cables with piggyback RCAs to blu ray.

Just the footy on TV. No Bluetooth connected only the TV ariel from blu ray to TV.

Ok , this is a strange one , for me anyway. Just hooked up a pair of monitors yesterday to my turntable and blu ray player. The blu ray isn't connected to the tv , but when i turn on the monitors when the tv is on it plays through them. . There is no hdmi or rca cables connected to the tv. The...

My whole family have had covid, some more than once. 3 of the guys i worked with in close proximity had it. Never had covid that I know of......so far

Just bought myself a pair of JBL 305 mk11 monitors. After taking them out of the cartons there is a sheet with instructions on how to remove said monitors from the cartons in the bottom of the box. Go figure :rolleyes:

But you don't mind telling us you don't get the dole........oh yeah , I DO get the pension

The 80 kph speed zone on Stud Rd between Heatherton Rd and the freeway will be reduced to 60 . People have been campaining for years to have pedestrian lights or an overpass footbridge near the basketball stadium due to a number of people being hit and kill crossing stud Rd. The latest being a...

Or you can get an attachment for your drill

Try this product. It also gets rid of waterspots. I use it with a d.a polisher, let it dry for about 5 minutes then buff off with microfibre cloth.

When my wife worked in aged care and your normal rostered day on falls on a public holiday you only get your normal rate . But if someone gets called in they get the holiday penalty rate. Same with Christmas day.

10 grandkids wow we were struggling to get 1 ha ha

Can't believe that my granddaughter will be one year old next month . Seems like she was born only a few months ago.

Yeah , happy wife happy life

I got out the Bissell spot cleaner and cleaned seats , carpets and mats. Didn't think that they were too bad until I looked at the colour the water. It looked like strong black coffee. Tomorrow I will tackle the wifes car.

I remember on the South Eastern freeway or the Monash whatever it's called now you had to go to the post office to get a day pass to travel on it but you could only buy I think 6 individual passes a year . This was before the etag. Also remember paying at the toll booth to cross the West gate...