My sort of humour.
Well, after a few days of enjoyment driving this beastie around I have to say it's definitely ex-cop and in near perfect condition. Just over 13,000kms and nothing wrong with it apart from quite a few small holes drilled here and there where 'things' were mounted. No dents or scratches on the duco, just a few minor blemishes.
Oh yeah, the original owner is listed as "Victoria Police, Dawson St, Brunswick" and the model is "SS Police Sportswagon"- sort of a giveaway. And the description is exactly as described by Stroppy in post #14, even to the colour and registration.
Me? I'm pleased, I reckon it was a bargain.
PS one mod the police had done was fit 20mm larger brake rotors in front, the rear rotors remained the same as stock.