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Tatiana

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Two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One called Justin and the other called Kristian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Kristian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten".
A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted".
Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old friend.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old chums simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin gradually realised that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home.
As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again".
Kristian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner".
Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed..."
"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Kristian"
 

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I have to put this video here (laughing matter)... is a true ad from Burger King.

What a joke!

 

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Horse manure may protect us from the Corona Virus ...
~ Take fresh horse manure & rub your hands with it. It has the following actions:
1. It prevents you from touching your nose, eyes, mouth.
2. People will keep at least 2 metres away from you.
3. No one will want to shake your hand.
4. You will safely wash your hands well, before going to lunch.
 

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Usain Bolt can do a hundred meters in under Ten seconds, 9.58 to be exact. What’s even more surprising is Prince Andrew has been known for doing a spot of sprinting. He's actually really fast too... Finishing in the Teens.
 

Tatiana

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A wise Chinese man once said
如果你点击翻译,你必须发送裸照
 

Tatiana

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I worked in an Accountants office from age 20 till 26 then got sacked for no apparent reason , what a waste of 9 years of my life!
 

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A wise Chinese man once said
如果你点击翻译,你必须发送裸照
chincocks.jpg
 

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A Jamaican walks into a bank with a 25kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier...
Shocked, the cashier asks “What's this for?”'
The Rastafarian replies “Me here to open a joint account mon"....
 
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