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I got sacked from PC world yesterday...A woman came in the store and asked me what was the best thing for finding your ancestors...I said a shovel...
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It's nearly that time of year when we get a visit from that fat character with a beard bringing presents for the kids.
I hate my mother Inlaw!!.
I hate my mother Inlaw!!.
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Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news.
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130
Client: Well, give me the bad news first.
Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene
Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news?
Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130
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There are better things in the world than alcohol but I don't have them so alcohol will have to do
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I don't want to say that my wife's large, but when she got hit by a truck I asked the driver, "Why didn't go around her?" He said, "I didn't have enough ******* petrol..."
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With Christmas fast approaching I was wondering if anybody still believes in Santa?
I remember the day my parents told me Santa didn't exist. I was so upset I got in my car and drove straight to the pub !
I remember the day my parents told me Santa didn't exist. I was so upset I got in my car and drove straight to the pub !
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At this time of year, I carry a stone when I go shopping. It's for throwing at people who play or sing Christmas songs too early. I call it my Jingle Bell Rock. Sits nicely next to my ding a ling.
