Joke of the Day

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The Indians on a remote reservation in Oklahoma asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's going to be a very cold winter.'

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood'

 

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I stood on the top deck of the ocean liner with my son and we stared out into the icy wilderness.
"Hey, dad, do you think we'll see the whale surface again this morning?" asked my young son.
"Not a chance, son; the fat cow will be in bed until the 1pm free buffet starts."

 

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Just got back from the local foodbank hoping to get a bit to eat, never seen such behaviour like it in all my life, angry jeering mobs, shouting, insulting, threats, I never knew how bad it really was. Last time I go there in my Rolls, it's pretty bad when a bloke who is down to his last few million can't get a bit of charity, what on Earth has the country become?

 

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