Stupid things woman have said or done in your car

[JustDylan]

Jars of it in ya glovebox are you sick or what ??

Nah man I'm not like some sick sexually perverted person who gets off on it, it's mostly for cooking like on toast and ****.

 

[Astranomical]

I thought part of having an astra was being a woman :smoking:

No, I think you have the Astra mixed up with other cars, such as say....the Hyundai Excel, or the Barina "Sportsgirl" edition :rofl:

 

[drewVHSS]

Back in the day had a VK commodore Berlina. Lent it to a Family member for the night.
Got it back the next day my dash board was all white like someone cumed all over it also the car smelled like pine O clean.
So a approached this family member and said what the f... happen. The family member said i cleaned the car with pine O clean. I said why.
the family member would not give me a straight answer. Every time i cleaned the dash thinking the cum like stain would come
of but never did. So i traded her in.

It's ok to Love the car, just dont "Luuuuurv" the car..... poor dash.....

 

[drewVHSS]

Nah man it wouldn't have been an adequate description, it was gooey and ****.

Try having ur missus's water break on route to the hospital about to have your kid..... sucks cause i had to retrim the seats.....

 

[nemesis_adrasteia]

Nah man I'm not like some sick sexually perverted person who gets off on it, it's mostly for cooking like on toast and ****.

oh man, it hurts to laugh more. you sir have a sick sense of humor

 

[DAKSTER]

I trust my missus with my kids, my money and my life. She can use my car any time.

let me guess, shes behind you when you wrote that...

You can get a nice car anywhere mate, all you have to do is work for it. Ms. Right is someone many guys never find... when you do, she will be worth more to you than any car ever could.

 

[itsagixa]

my miss's is perfect, i love her to bits but the car and bike let me ride them hard and fast when I want to.....and they dont get all shitty for no apparent reason, i have never had the bike or car refuse to start because "they wanna talk"

 

[Stressball]

You can get a nice car anywhere mate, all you have to do is work for it. Ms. Right is someone many guys never find... when you do, she will be worth more to you than any car ever could.

So? If she can't drive for **** and you let her in control of a 300kW V8, she could kill herself. Much like the dopey women mentioned in this thread who don't know the difference between a corolla and a v8 commodore lol.

 

[one_and_only2004]

I was at my aunties place about 5 years ago when she pulled up out the front of the house in her VY S. I walked out to meet her and noticed her tyre was down, so naturally I told her.
Not 30 minutes later she comes driving up the paddock in it with said flat tyre because she genuinely thought it was ONLY FLAT AT THE BOTTOM.

This woman also handed my dad a shotgun to kill a snake sitting next to an LPG canister.

 

[DAKSTER]

So? If she can't drive for **** and you let her in control of a 300kW V8, she could kill herself. Much like the dopey women mentioned in this thread who don't know the difference between a corolla and a v8 commodore lol.

Always wondered why women, because most of them dont do donuts or burnouts or post videos of themselves breaking the law on youtube, are considered to be worse drivers. I know plenty of guys who know nothing about cars, and wouldnt know a corolla from a commodore.

You may not see many women boasting in here about how they were doing 200kmh on a public street, but that doesnt make them worse drivers, or mean they cant do it. It just means they dont have a need to wave it in the air and say 'mines better than yours' like guys tend to do. They just drive the car to where they want to go.

When I read posts on this forum, with L and P platers who think they are invincible, and I watch the way my missus behaves on the road.... guess which one I would hand my keys to...????