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Discussion in 'The Pub' started by itsagixa, Sep 10, 2011.
Gross, Babies come from there
I say stupid stuff in my car all the time...
I do have to say I've never spoken nothing to my girl About cars, parts etc, anyway I was giving the como a clean then changed the plugs and leads then thought while I had the cover off I'll clean the carb, anyway while I'm cleaning it she walked out and asked "how often should you clean your carburetor" I almost fell over I was that shocked
And flip-side to this coin, back a few weeks went to a mates 21st and saw someone that I haven't seen since high school, he was telling me how he is studying medicine in Sydney etc, just after he was saying that I noticed his new car, speaking about that for a while I asked if it was a auto or a manual, He said these exact words "I have no idea of the difference, when i drive the car I put into D when I want to go forward and R when I want to go back"
Not quite sure if I trust doctors any more
I convinced a couple of mates once that the A/C compressor under my bonnet was a supercharger...
Dakster that reminds me many years ago I had a male friend who I thought was knowledgeable about cars. One day he had an issue with his car and was telling me about it. I said jokingly "Maybe it's your fluxcapcitor" He said "do you think so, where is that?" I thought he was in on the joke till I saw his face. Awkward moment when I had to tell him I was joking and he got all pissy because I dented his male pride.
When I was unplaced at work, we had one bloke convinced that he had a T9 flux copacitor. Had him going the whole day. He even asked the teacher about it. That was a funny day.
I will have to apologize to her then.
When my misses was angry she opened the passanger door and slammed it shut as she struted off.
Pssssshkkkkakaka , and the window smashes. (note the sound of which it made << )
Shall I need to remind her ye' old vs is just not that tough for moody swings.
Lol you copped it on the chin well done I own 2 Kias lol I am in no position to be critical
I told my wife I needed a really big cam to help with fuel consumption.
Lol, yeah any time i do anything to the car i use that excuse.
I took an SS for a test-drive before I bought my car... Couldn't for the life of me work out how to get it in reverse... Tried & tried... Would not go into gear.
Wasn't till I drove back to the car yard and said no I hate the car the gear box is fkd... Explained why.. They laughed. And showed me how to do it.
Meantime she pulls similar stunts with you regarding new shoes/clothing eg: "no it's not new, I bought it a long time ago but haven't worn it before."
I had a mate who thought that the air filter and intake of his VS commodore was for his air conditioning. I facepalmed so hard...
Had a. Vk back in the day used it for rallying around a track in the bush so I drove it to this track at night and dropped it off was plan if to give it
A good flogging the next day figured out I had to
Work in the morning the misses asked can she drive it around cause her friends are going there I said yet noprob got home
From work went u to
The track to find the car slammed into a concrete block out of the ground
this has to be the best yet lolz
My mum thinking a vs executive is bigger than a vs statesman with the longer wheel base :doh:
Driving down the line with a couple chicks with me, we drove passed an Affco meat works, when one of them passed a comment "is that where they murder cows?" I quickly replied saying no... thats where they enhance them! they were horrified - bloody city slickers
heard of a woman once who said her LH torana felt sluggish all the time and her rear brakes were always smelly after driving her car
turns out she used to pull out the handbrake lever to hang her bag on
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