Most offensive jokes

[Martbar]

German POW camp.
Today is sports day. The English will play soccer on the soccer field.
The Americans will play baseball on the baseball field, and the Jews will play hopscotch on the mine field.

 

[F1Aussie]

Yeah, can't see this thread being open for long

 

[Dan1488nz]

Yeah, can't see this thread being open for long

Hey it is what it is... Worth a laugh while it lasts.... the title says it all..... fair warning... if people don't want to be offended, they shouldn't read a post titled "Most offensive jokes"

And let's face it... were only scratching the surface so far (that's what she said).....

 

[Martbar]

Yeah, can't see this thread being open for long

This one should do it.
How does a Tasmanian know when his mothers having her period?
His brothers dck tastes different.
Edit. Present Tasmanian Forum Members excepted.

 

[Immortality]

 

[Dan1488nz]

Seems at least some of the admin are somewhat positively intrigued haha

 

[M#ick2183]

Blonde hitchhiking on the hwy gets picked up by a truckie,they get down the road the blonde needs a piss"I ain't stopping Im already behind and I stopped to get you,there's an empty coke bottle there use that" he said blonde thinks about it but can't do it "can you please just slow down and I'll piss out the window"
"Piss on my truck an your cleaning it".just as she lets a full bladder go to hwy cops get soaked setting up a radar,"Gee those truckies can spit"says one copper as he wipes himself down "yeah but did you see the size of the lips on that bastard"the other replied.

 

[Ginger Beer]

 

[Dan1488nz]

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Was gonna say, hardly offensive... but in this new era everything's offensive to some b@stard so fair play.

 

[Immortality]

Seems at least some of the admin are somewhat positively intrigued haha

Its all good till someone complains, then we have to decide if its too offensive or just a soft cock moaning.....