Most offensive jokes

[Dan1488nz]

I'm equal opportunity, I hate everyone equally!

Damn right... on that note... is it a hate crime if you love doing it?

 

[Just Damo]

It's not a hate crime if pursued with passion..

 

[Martbar]

A little girl was sitting on Santa Claus knee. Santa Claus asked her what she would like for Christmas.
She replied that she would like some hair around her pussy.
Santa then asked her if a white beard would be okay.

 

[Dan1488nz]

A little girl was sitting on Santa Claus knee. Santa Claus asked her what she would like for Christmas.
She replied that she would like some hair around her pussy.
Santa then asked her if a white beard would be okay.

**** my life that's savage.

 

[Dan1488nz]

A young coloured American family were on a plane from LA to NYC..
Shortly into the flight, the Captain, very distressed said over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have blown two out of four engines and the aircraft is losing altitude steadily, we have already dumped all luggage to save weight. Our next only move is to start exiting people from the plane in alphabetical order."
Thinking they were safe, being their last name is Jenkins and its a fair way down the alphabet, the family breathed a sigh of relief, until the captain said...
"We will start with all Africans, Blacks and Coons."

Startled, the young Jenkins Boy turns to his father, crying. "Dad, isn't that us?"

As the farther turned to his son with a proud smile on his face... "No way son, normally I wouldn't allow this, but today... We're Ni99ers."

 

[Ginger Beer]

Me: my father got burnt pretty bad a few years ago

You: how bad

Me: they don't **** around at the crematorium

Forecasting.

With a heading like this thread has, this thread is just waiting for someone to go too far, some veiled racist or some other type of idiot vomiting dribble veiled as humour will, like always, take things to far, because hey, you don't need to actually face anyone and suffer for your arrogance/ignorance on a forum

Will it pass the pub test is a question alot of people need to ask themselves

 

[Dan1488nz]

Me: my father got burnt pretty bad a few years ago

You: how bad

Me: they don't **** around at the crematorium

Forecasting.

With a heading like this thread has, this thread is just waiting for someone to go too far, some veiled racist or some other type of idiot vomiting dribble veiled as humour will, like always, take things to far, because hey, you don't need to actually face anyone and suffer for your arrogance/ignorance on a forum

Will it pass the pub test is a question alot of people need to ask themselves

First off... hilarious...

Second... fair point... but that kind of is the point...as I've already pointed out, the blatant titling is meant as a disclaimer for what is to follow... it won't be to everybody's tastes, people need to learn to just scroll on to the next one if they don't like something...
If people don't like offensive humour, then they need to learn to read the title, expect the worst, and either prepare for it or not click in....

Common sense is rather ironically named isn't it in a lot of people's cases.

 

[F1Aussie]

I'm equal opportunity, I hate everyone equally!

My bro says something similar. "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally".

 

[Dan1488nz]

My bro says something similar. "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally".

I'm not racist, I have many sets of black tyres and 2 colour tvs

 

[Deuce]

Just saying, I've been offended a few times so far. But it's like a sour lemon I keep taking bites from.
So much gold it's one of my favorite threads at the moment.

And yes, if it does go south from here. I'll just stop coming back.
But I highly doubt it will go lower than my standards for jokes.
(If anything comes to mind I'll share in here too)