Yeah, that's not what FU's pointing out... what we have is (hopefully) a forum we we try to help each other out.
There's lots of 'dudes' that can do amazing stuff - if only they'd actually done it, or helped do it, or tried to offer helpful advice in order to do it.
And no, it just doesn't pop out' (as you say, VT2commie showed).
Some of us are just bloody good with this stuff (whether via educational/technical background or school of hard knocks), and the others are willing to learn and then teach. You'll get a heap more respect with being just a little nicer. None of us can know everything, and just when you need it it'd be a good feeling knowing that others will want to jump in and help.