Joke of the Day

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[Skydrol]

What you call 2 Skunks doing a 69?

Odor Eaters

 

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0 Things a woman will never say.

1 Do you think this dress makes me look too slim?

2 You take me out too much. Can't we just stay in?

3 A fake one will do.

4 You look stressed out, let me give you a blow job.

5 Have a night out with your friends, you deserve it.

6 My mother is a real old bitch.

7 No,no. You buy me too much already.

8 Give it me hard up the arse big boy. You know I love it.

9 What headache?

10 Put your money away, let me buy the round.

 

[Stroppy]

What you call 2 Skunks doing a 69?

Odor Eaters

LOL!

 

[Stroppy]

-Man goes to see his doctor.
-Doctor looks at him sternly and says, "Fred, you have to stop masturbating!"
-"But why, doctor?"
-"Because you are bloody disturbing the consultation!!!"

 

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After 3 months at sea one time, Kev called the missus to say he was on my his way home,
"I can't wait to see you again." She told me.
"And I've a nice surprise for you, too."
When I got there, I opened the living room door to find her lying on the couch, stark naked.
"Holy **** baby, you look amazing!!" I said, jaw hitting the floor.
"It looks like you've lost loads of weight and certainly aren't the same fatty you were a few weeks ago. This is a fabulous surprise."
"Oh piss off, Kev!" she snapped. "I've bought us a bigger sofa!!

 

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