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At a travel agency in Shanghai, I asked the Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a city tour and asked for her cell number so I could call her.

She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said,

"Sex sex sex, want free sex for tonight”.
I replied, "Wow, you Chinese women are really hospitable!”

A guy next to me overheard, tapped on my shoulder and said, "What she really said was: 666136429.”
 

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This lesbian couple came into my restaurant with a newborn baby in their arms.

"It's so cute," I said as I tickled its forehead... "Boy or girl ?"

"'It' will decide for itself once it's 12 years old," they hissed.
 

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I'm now getting to that stage when I have to use a lubricant before having sex with my wife

Usually about eight pints !
 

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"What do you want for your birthday?" I asked my sweet wife
"Ooh if you're feeling generous, I could do with an outfit for work!"
So I got her a new apron and some oven gloves.
 

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