Most offensive jokes

[AmericanGuyInAUte]

What did the Nazis do with all of the Black Jews?




They made them stand in the back of the oven.

 

[AmericanGuyInAUte]

Love it....

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

Why don't you ever buy a woman a watch?



There's a clock on the stove,

 

[hademall]

Yeah, can't see this thread being open for long

It’s hanging in there!

 

[hademall]

With all of the lrish jokes that do the rounds from time to time.
Just got me thinking about who
the lrish could be taking the pss
out of.

The rest of us?

 

[hademall]

A little girl was sitting on Santa Claus knee. Santa Claus asked her what she would like for Christmas.
She replied that she would like some hair around her pussy.
Santa then asked her if a white beard would be okay.

Santa’s favourite day of the year Christmas Day. It’s the only day he gets to empty his sack

 

[jvt38]

Santa’s favourite day of the year Christmas Day. It’s the only day he gets to empty his sack

Nahh thats fucked haha