The thing is, there is a lot of oil in the engine and a fair amount of that is in the top part of the engine which when you shut it off the drains back to the sump over a period of time. Remove the intake from your ecotec and there will be little puddles of oil around the top of the lifters so there isn't just a thin smear, there is plenty of oil and you also seem to forget that the inside of the lifter is full of oil, that is after all how an hydraulic lifter works.
Engine oil is specifically formulated to withstand the normal operating conditions inside an engine. If what you say is accurate then every engine would be covered in burnt oil internally and I can guarantee that is not the case on most engines except those that have been neglected.
The lifter that failed has a few hundred thousand kilometers of wear and tear on it. I'd also bet it's one of the lifters that is predominantly under load with an open valve as most engines stop in only a few positions. It did not suddenly fail due to the volatility of the new oil used.
I think it's time you Google up a better theory.