English humour, what can I say! Besides not their fault they are
different! Born in isolation on a tiny Island will do it!
Camila, Duchess of Cornwall wore a pair of new shoes for her
wedding. That night, when the celebration was over and they
retired to their room, She flopped on the bed and said, "Charles
darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me." Her
ever-obedient Prince of Wales tried the right shoe but the shoe
would not budge. "Harder!" yelled Camilla, "Harder".
Charles yelled back: "I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody
tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried. Finally, when it
released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed,
"There! Oh God, that feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip,
"See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried,
"Oh God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy! He
served in the Navy. Once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral.